Monday, March 25, 2013

Pg-13

Pam P. Paranoia: You are a ridiculous idiot! You are an f*#&@ing B&@#*!!

It's ok.  I've been called worse by better.  ;-)

Pam P. Paranoia is not at risk for pneumonia. She exercises those lungs! So loudly in fact that ear plugs were needed. Ear plugs people. Have you ever had a conversation with someone with earplugs in your ears. It's weird. You feel like you are talking under water.

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Kids, don't try this at home

Nurse K: You don't remember being here for so long because you fried your brain with drugs. (Some times this nurse may be a little blunt...)
Susie Meth: Well meth will fry your brain. Cocaine will fry your brain. But heroine doesn't fry your brain.  Sometimes the world is a scary place and your don't want to deal with it anymore so you take a little heroine and you feel better.

Spoken like a true addict.