Nurse K: Are you done going to the bathroom? You need to go back to bed.
Susie Meth: (In her "I've been stoned for the past 40 years"voice) Are you Swedish? You have BIG eyes.
Nurse K: As a matter of fact I am. Now get off the toilet.
Susie Meth: (looks back down at the magazine on her lap)
Nurse K: ok stand up. It's time to go back to bed.
Susie Meth: I'm reading! Don't you ever read on the toilet?!!
i could never do what you do!!!
ReplyDeletebut i reread this story as if meth head was a 2 year old and suddenly it was oddly cute:) (except for the stoned voice, that'd be a little weird)